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I was skimmed over the weekend. My secured card declined trying to get gas 50 miles away from home! https://t.co/eMk7fFnGw7 #SkimmersSuck
Updated 20 minutes ago
BTW All you horny fnckers looking for free chat rooms, one of my GFs is a tech at @FissaBabe and I told her I'd let you folks know. 1196
Updated 37 minutes ago
RT @TheRealHavana: Dudes be the biggest bitches
Updated 52 minutes ago
@DNDGod LoL No, not really. Not when one can fry up a quarter slice of bacon.
Updated 1 hour 7 minutes ago
Who needs cable? This has a very mesmerizing and calming effect, actually. Must be the pace. https://t.co/m4SnTtwQhE
Updated 1 hour 9 minutes ago
@Magnusxxn when it comes to my #BDSM gear, it only needs to do what it is supposed to do. Function over Fashion.
Updated 1 hour 21 minutes ago
If 3k women worldwide can marry a non-tangible spiritual entity, IDKY anyone else can't marry who they love. https://t.co/nnAkl4rPrp
Updated 1 hour 23 minutes ago
@DarrenFisher117 There is not enough fabric to keep me from feeling cold. #islandgirl
Updated 1 hour 29 minutes ago
@ProVillain We're right there with you
Updated 1 hour 51 minutes ago
@dumpster812 lol Right? It is good to know #ChivalryIsNotDead.
Updated 1 hour 52 minutes ago
@ninaland Just got back into LA. Making my rounds! I cannot wait to see you!
Updated 1 hour 54 minutes ago
OMG...WHAT?! I would be a Tansicle! https://t.co/s1cTOqax8S
Updated 1 hour 55 minutes ago
@Caroline_Pierce I shall wait in moist anticipation. ;-p
Updated 1 hour 56 minutes ago